This is not the first post – that happend many years ago.
This is the null post – an entry to kick start the new system, the year zero that never actually happens.

You know how when you get a new notebook, and you don’t wanna write in it just yet because it’s empty and full of promise and you know whatever it is you scribble down is gonna be crap and just sully the thing and ruin any potential it might have, so you let it sit for months until you finally just grab a pen and jot down whatever stupid thought it is that’s in your head and that’s something to do with mustaches and unicorns and stupidity, and then you can write good stuff?

This is that.

Now, the new good stuff that isn’t suck may commence.