About The Author:
Fleet Admiral Carl Dunsforth K. Dunnington Periwinkle-Wells, III, of the South Hampton Dunningtons, is not a multinational blogging sensation. Nor is he a world renowned pop-star, video-grapher or comic artist. Truth be told he’s just normal guy trying to make his way in the world.
Born at a young age in Zaragoza, Spain he’s somehow managed to live on two continents and in no less than three countries, and six of the fifty United States while being barely fluent in one language, and totally incoherent in four others. He’s got his eye on at least one other country, and another two possible states for further domination.
Currently employed as a Software Support Monkey for the Engineering Department of the Ace Tomato Company, he finds himself doing things that vary wildly from what he thought he was hired for on a day-to-day basis. At any given moment, he might be called upon to fix a CAD program, repair a plotter, unjam a copier, design a website, or create a database driven management tool – or any combination thereof.
Suffers from mild aerophidiophobia.
Mostly Harmless.


