Carpe Dementia
Archive for April, 2008
Entry 0040
Apr 8th
Nerdcred.com
I need help figuring out what this says.
0×62 0×65 0×74 0×74 0×65 0×72 0×20 0×72
0×65 0×63 0x6f 0×67 0x6e 0×69 0x7a 0×65
It’s driving me nuts… I thought it might be hex, but it doesn’t seem to be.
Ideas?
Entry 0038
Apr 6th
Can I get personal here for a moment?
Just a moment, I promise I won’t waste a lot of your time. More >
Entry 0037
Apr 4th
Attention: People with Whom I Work
Re: The Printer
As you no doubt have noticed, the 5500C is not currently able to print 11×17 without jamming up. I have looked at it, poked and prodded it, all to no avail: I do not know why it is jamming. I have asked our wonderful and talented IS Department to take a look, and they will get around to fixing it eventually.
In the mean time, I suggest that you send any and all 11×17 size jobs to one of the other five printers in our area that are equipped to handle them. I would also like to ask that you refrain from attempting to fix the printer yourself, as pounding on the thing like a deranged, rabid monkey might attack a tin of Spam in the hopes of getting something edible from within is quite counter-productive and rather irritating to listen to. Your rage is wasted on the printer, as it cannot feel pain anymore than you can logically work out that beating on it will probably do nothing but exacerbate the issue.
Oh, and one last thing: Stop running into my cubical and expecting me to drop everything to work on your complaints. I’ve got my own large list of “Things To Do”, and getting fussy with me will not elevate your issues to the top of said list.
Yours etc,
J
Entry 0036
Apr 4th
Fresh from the Doctor Who Forum comes a sneak peak at the cast changes for Torchwood.
Spoiler Pic after the “moar” More >

